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Ridiculous lazy rivers we probably all could use in our lives right now

Float your troubles—and the winter blahs—away.

Headed into the sun for a little relief from this on-again, off-again winter we’re having? Checking to see if your hotel has a pool is so last, well, whenever—these days, resorts around the world are stepping up their game by adding water park-like features, the sort that keep guests occupied, happy, on premises and purchasing more drinks from the bar. Not necessarily a kid at heart? Hate slides? Keep your eyes peeled for a resort with a lazy river, something that can be fairly simple to find, particularly in the best hotels in top destinations like Orlando, Las Vegas, or the Caribbean. Looking for something way above average? Here are five absolutely terrific fake rivers we’d die to float, right about now.

#5 Marriott Marquis, Houston

It may not be a tropical beach destination, but it’s got the weather down pat. Houston is, let’s face it, pretty steamy for most of the year. Putting a massive lazy river on a rooftop pool deck in the heart of the city was a stroke of genius, but it’s not only Texas-sized, it’s also Texas-shaped—take a trip around the Lone Star State while staying cool. Bonus points for the infinity-edge hangout spot right around El Paso, with views of Discovery Green, a 12-acre park that’s become a focal point for Houston’s quickly-revitalizing downtown. Go here for the best available rates at the Marriott Marquis Houston.

#4 Four Seasons Resort, Orlando

Tucked into a nearly secret location inside the Walt Disney World Resort, Four Seasons guests get the best of all possible worlds—a true luxury hotel experience, but with some pretty great benefits, starting with proximity to, oh, well, everything at Disney World. The vast water park and pool complex has to be seen to be believed, offering an astonishing amount of personal space while achieving the feat of being just about the best complex of its kind in the city. Best hotel in Orlando? Pretty freaking close. Go here for the latest deals at the Four Seasons Orlando.


#3 Aulani, Hawaii

As if it wasn’t enough that this Disney Vacation Club resort sits directly on the Pacific Ocean and as if it wasn’t enough that this part of O’ahu gets a ton of daily sunshine, and—there’s more!—as if it didn’t have some of the loveliest swimming lagoons on the island (kid friendly, but fun for all ages), this gargantuan pleasure palace boasts a world-class water park right on premises, complete with a let’s-all-jump-in-right-now lazy river. Check upcoming rates for a stay at Aulani.

#2 Atlantis, The Bahamas

Caribbean not enough for you? That’s cool, because Atlantis—the mega-epic resort just outside of Nassau, The Bahamas and an easy flight from anywhere on the East Coast—boasts one of the most insanely extensive water parks (complete with aquarium) you’ll ever find at a resort, anywhere. There’s tons to do, but a major part of the park’s charm comes from it’s mile-long river ride. That’s right, a whole mile long. Go here to see upcoming special deals and packages at Atlantis.

#1 Xcaret, Riviera Maya

This world-class eco park on Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula isn’t a resort, but there’s no disputing that it’s natural inland waterways, underwater caves and ocean-adjacent swimmable lagoons are just about the greatest place of all time to kill a hot day in the tropics. Visitors from all over the world agree; the smart ones stay next door at the Occidental Xcaret, a 4-star all-inclusive where you can practically roll out of bed and into the park. For the best available rates at the Occidental Xcaret right now, go here.

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